Sitting next to a woman who has no qualms about doing her entire morning routine on the commuter rail, from spot cleaning her clothes to rubbing lotion on hands, arms and face before then launching into a very detailed make-up application. When finished, she sticks her hand in her enormous (I know why!) handbag and pulls out a homemade egg McMuffin lookalike sandwich wrapped in a piece of paper towel and scoffs it down. Toothbrush next? (Oh god I hope not.) Nope... Check book. Phew. But here comes the mouthwash! Ugh.